Every year around New Year’s Eve people decide to celebrate their flaws publicly by posting their resolutions as if the massive drunk crowds weren’t enough to deem this the most amateur holiday of the year. Honestly, we don’t need a reason to party and be perfect because we do it 365 days of the year. While everyone on your social media feed is promising to “self-care” more in the new year, you can sit back and know you are already kicking ass. Instead of listing the ways you can improve, let’s just talk about the ways you crushed it this year.
Whether you’re single, in a relationship, or in between, you know you’re the catch and not the other way around.
It’s not like you’re settling, because whoever you date has to be able to keep up. Let’s just say you’re the Beyonce and he’s the Jay-Z, if it doesn’t work out, it’s too bad for him, he could have had it all. Luckily for you, you get to be with yourself no matter what, so really you’re always winning.
You keep getting hotter with age.
Some women are afraid of getting older, but you were hot as a sixteen-year-old, you’re hotter now, and you’ll be even hotter next year. Some women worry about passing their prime, but not 10s like you.
You always get your way.
You always get what you want, because you literally won’t stop until you get it. There isn’t a ticket you can’t talk your way out of, a bar you can’t talk your way into, or a job you can’t beat out the competition for. Some call it determination, but we like to think of it as survival of the betchiest.
You just DGAF.
Case in point, the fact that you’re not scrambling to post your resolutions on Facebook says a lot about who you are. But you’re not going to bother to think about what it says about you because you don’t care what people think. You made it through another year saying whatever TF you want to say and doing whatever you want to do and still kicking ass.